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'What kind of a car wash is this place?'
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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Ed's Car Wash,
'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'
"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."
"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"
"You're late because you got stuck in the car wash?"
Knight walks through a car wash to get clean.
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Nervous car wash owner sees huge flock of birds on his roof when he opens up for business.
'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'
"I told you not to polish the car too much."
"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."
"Washing the car?"
Flying Elephant and Car Washer,
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, wash, washing, washes, washed, hose pipe, hose pipes, cleaning, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaners, car wash, car washes, chore, chores, households, elephant, elephants, dumbo, flying, fly, flies, flew, trunk, trunks, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater, poo, bird poo, guano, pooh, poos, faeces, carwash
"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"
"He wants to be beach buggy ready."
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'I've finished washing you car Dad. Just be careful when you open the doors, okay?'
Wash Me! (dirty car acting smarthy)
Night Washman Wanted.
Spiro, Pusho and the Carwash
Carwash in india
"This is the only way that I can get him a bath."
'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'
'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'