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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
"I think it's his beeper."
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beeper, beepers, pager, pagers, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, ring, rings, ringing, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, wireless, signal, signals, faux pas, beeping, noise, noises, sound, sounds, funeral, funerals, funeral home, funeral homes, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, wake, wakes, dead, dead body, dead bodies'He just snapped.'
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funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, snap, snapped, snapping, mental health, mental state, stress, stressed, stressful, stressfulness, breaking point, breaking points, half, broken, in half, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourned"I was hoping taxes would go first."
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irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death and taxes, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, deadTreasonable footman.
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history, historical, footmen, footman, litter, litters, sedan chair, sedan chairs, litter-bearer, litter-bearers, litter bearer, litter bearers, chairmen, chairman, porter, porters, running, carriage, carriages, vehicle, vehicles, transportation, imagination, dream, dreams, dreaming, daydreaming, imaginary, death, dead, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, funeral procession, funeral processions, pallbearer, pallbearers, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, treason, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral service, wake, wakes, memorial, memorials, memorial service, memorial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, remember, remembering, remembrance, remembering the dead, memory, memories, mean, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, petty, grudge, grudges, holding a grudge, resentful, resentment, bitter, relationship, relationships, family, families"It's what he'd want, Mom—they're all together now."
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taxidermy, head, heads, animal, animals, animal head, animal heads, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, hunting, hunter, hunters, shooting, shooter, shooters, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, game hunting, game hunter, game hunters, stuffed, stuffed head, stuffed heads, death, dead, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, funeral service, funeral services, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, together in death, together at last'I'll see the patient who called to say he's 'been a-coughin'' since Tuesday.'
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coffin, coffins, pun, puns, cough, coughs, coughing, coughed, patient, patients, waiting room, waiting rooms, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, doctor, doctors, health care, casket, caskets, funeral, appointment, appointments, gp, gps, doctor's office, word play'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'
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funerals, rigor mortis, funeral, visitation, rigid, favorite chair, death, breathing, coffins, caskets, widows, funeral service, funeral services, coffin, casket, twisted, bent, bent out of shape, dying, husband, husbands, wives, wife, relationships, marriage, widow, couch potato"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
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death, dead, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, magician, magicians, magic, assistant, assistants, magic trick, magic tricks, trick, tricks, saw, sawing, performance, performances, entertainment, entertainer, entertainers, magic show, magic shows"Hi, I'm Ed Stark and I'm running for Congress."
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politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, candidate, candidates, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, political campaign, political campaigns, election campaign, election campaigns, vote, votes, voter, voters, congress, house of representatives, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congressman, congressmen, campaigning, death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, pointless, meaningless, inappropriate, bad timing, bad taste"One more - Billy wasn't crying."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, burial, burials, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, modern funerals, family, families, mourner, mourners, bereaved, grieving, crying, sad, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, photographer, photographers, selfie, selfies, family portrait, family portraits, family photo, family photos, picture, pictures, millennial, millennials, modern life'I know you have a technical background, but here we call them caskets, not 'dropdown boxes.'
"Funny how you can be friends with somebody for so long but never really know him."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, pallbearer, pallbearers, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, sarcophagus, sarcophagi, king tut, tutankhamun, king tutankhamun, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, royal, royalty, ancient egypt, egypt, history, historical, egyptian, surprise"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, funeral service, funeral services, burial service, burial services, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, pallbearer, pallbearers, sport, sports, winter sports, bobsled, bobsleds, bobsledder, bobsledders, bobsled team, bobsled teams, bobsledding, track, tracks, bob sled, bob sleds"No wonder we could get tickets."
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theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, stage, stages, auditorium, auditoriums, play, plays, show, shows, performance, performances, audience, entertainment, death, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, mourning, mourner, mourners, grief, grieving, widow, widows, crying, ticket, tickets, bad play, bad plays, bad performance, bad performances, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, good acting, good actor, good actors, good actress, good actress, realistic"You've got to admit—he looks good."
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death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, wake, wakes, memorial service, memorial services, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, mourner, mourners, embalmed, embalmer, embalmers, embalming, fashion, style, punk, wild, mohawk, mohawks, spiky, spikes, counter-culture, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, personal appearance, compliment, compliments, complimenting"No—a bigger box."
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