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The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
'You have a friend request.'
'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'
Desert Island Game
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The next few years would be very litigious,
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
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"A rabbi, a priest and a duck! What a coincidence. I'm a joke writer."
Bob's revelation that the key to putting things in proper perspective is timing...
'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'
"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop"
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Spam email is everywhere.
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"Why? Did you want one?"
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
Inflatable Life Rafts: Change Only
A shipwrecked man dreams of wealth
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
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'I must say, you've been a loyal customer base.'
Large man in a bathtub staring at a tiny man on a tiny desert island floating in the bathtub
Tags:bath, baths, bathtime, bath time, bath tub, bath tubs, bathtub, bathtubs, taking a bath, bathing, washing, bather, bathers, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, tiny person, tiny people, tiny human, tiny humans, human, humans, person, people, small, miniature, large, big, giant, giants, staring, looking, unusual, strange, visual joke, visual jokes, visual gag, visual gags
Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??
"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
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"Hey, I know things look bleak now, but once we find a palm tree and grow beards we'll be making jokes in no time."
"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'
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