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The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'
'You have a friend request.'
'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'
Desert Island Game
Tags:maroon, marooned, at sea, lost at sea, desert, desert island, island, islands, stereotype, visual gag, game, games, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, whack, mole, whack a, mallet, hammer, castaway, castaways, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, entertained, entertainment, fun and games, classic game, classic games
"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."
The next few years would be very litigious,
"A rabbi, a priest and a duck! What a coincidence. I'm a joke writer."
"Bill, see if you can find water. Tony, see if you can find food. Roger, see if you can hit things really far with a stick."
Bob's revelation that the key to putting things in proper perspective is timing...
'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'
Helpful Paperclip Island
Spam email is everywhere.
Tags:email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, emailing, e-mailing, spam, spam email, spam mail, junk email, junk emails, junk, frustration, frustrating, frustrated, castaway, castaways, lost, marooned, maroon, desert island, island, stranded, message, messaging, messages, messaged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Why? Did you want one?"
"Well at least our Fridays will be fun from now on!"
'If I don't catch something soon I'm going home!'
Inflatable Life Rafts: Change Only
Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, rescue, rescues, rescue attempt, rescue attempts, apocalypse, the apocalypse, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, condition red, sos, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, so near yet so far, failure, failures, false hope, modern life, anxiety
Large man in a bathtub staring at a tiny man on a tiny desert island floating in the bathtub
Tags:bath, baths, bathtime, bath time, bath tub, bath tubs, bathtub, bathtubs, taking a bath, bathing, washing, bather, bathers, island, islands, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, tiny person, tiny people, tiny human, tiny humans, human, humans, person, people, small, miniature, large, big, giant, giants, staring, looking, unusual, strange, visual joke, visual jokes, visual gag, visual gags
'I must say, you've been a loyal customer base.'
A shipwrecked man dreams of wealth
I wish they'd quit sending my financial statements."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaways, castaways, maroon, marooned, strand, stranded, abandon, abandoned, bill, bills, bank statement, bank statements, financial statement, financial statements, debt, debts, in debt, overdraft, overdrafts, overdraw, overdrawn, pointless, pointlessness, futile, mail, post, letter, letters, bankrupt, bankruptcy
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."