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"What's the big deal? I lopped off my own damn penis years ago."
"You're the only one who sees the real me."
"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'
'All right! So I gelded the wrong horse!...'
'In fact, class, one might say that there is a vas deferns...'
'You know, Doctor Belling, when you mentioned doing a standing castration,...
'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'
"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."
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"He's become very domesticated since I cut off his testicles."
Outside the Divorce Court.
'I don't need to neuter him. He can go about his business.' A jedi dog trick.
'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'
'My, that's reasonable. And how much for BOTH testicles?'
'Rape is growing malignantly in this society....'
'Frankly, he's nuttier now than he was before you castrated him.'
"Let's get this straight now! When you brought Pepper in this morning and left him with the request to be castrated you meant you wanted a cast put on his leg?"
'Would I advise castration?'
'Doc, what do you charge to castrate a kid?'
'I'm a veterinarian!'
'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'
'I grant you ONE wish!' 'Neuter all men.'
(Card Symbols) I love New York, I spayed my dog.
"Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, kissed the girls and was immediately dragged off for chemical castration
"So I says to him, if it ain't broke, don't fix it."