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"Castration is too good for 'm! I'm marryin' the SOB!"
"Look, it's not you, it's me. I don't know if it was the medication the vet gave me the other day or what, but all of a sudden, I just fell out of love with you."
"I've got furballs" "You should think yourself lucky, I haven't got any"
"He's become very domesticated since I cut off his testicles."
Outside the Divorce Court.
'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'
'Rape is growing malignantly in this society....'
'We brought him here to be C...A...S...T...R...A...'
'Frankly, he's nuttier now than he was before you castrated him.'
'I wasn't born rich and successful you know. We were so poor I had to neuter myself.'
"Here's one I spayed earlier"
"As you are a fan of the Sopranos, Big Tony will turn you into one."
Dogs at the vets - "What exactly does 'being seen to' mean?"
Dog at psychiatrists "Your suffering from castration envy"
"I don't get it...he calls me his best friend and then he goes and has me neutered....!"