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"That was my answering cervix."
Last Tango in Wisconsin
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"Was it 'meh' for you, too?"
"In Vino Fertilization"
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"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
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"There are some strings. They're just not attached."
"I really like you, but your cat is freaking me out."
"Tell me, Gregory, that I'm not just a lark."
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"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
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"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
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"What do you say we get out of here and go someplace less contagious?"
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"Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system."
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A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.
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A Heart to Heart Talk
"Want to come up to my place and deal with the moral implications."
"It's drive-by dating."
"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"
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"Instead of mating for life, why can't we just be a flock with benefits?"
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"You just missed her."
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"Awww! How long have you been married?"
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"Well, then, how about letting our dogs have sex?"
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"I thought 'friends with benefits' meant being able to borrow each other's cars."
"It's an aggressive little wine with a smoky aftertaste and a hint of vanilla. Guaranteed to help you get your leg over!"
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"We probably shouldn't cuddle."
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