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Letting the Cat Out
Schrodinger's cat flap
"Marge, I think you ordered from the wrong Amazon!"
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'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'
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"We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!"
"It's a text from our cat...he wants back in!"
"I told you he was teacher's pet."
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Snake enters through pet door
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"It's the new staff flap."
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'Welcome home, Tiddles...'
Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.
"I misplaced my keys again."
"Now, problem solved: The darn cat can't come back into the house..."
"A pets' door? No, it's a 'my-husband-is-crawling-home-from-the-pub' door."
"We may be overfeeding the cat."
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"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."
Cat-flap at the Gates of Hell
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At death's door
'Just because you've got a cat-flap doesn't mean you can come and go as you please.'
A man is talking to his neighbour and explaining a device he has set up in his garden. 'We want to be sure he understands the concept before we go knocking any holes in the wall.'
'It means I can come and go as I please.'
'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'
Cat enters in flight aeroplane via catflap
'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...'