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Cats and boxes...BOXES!
'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'
"The cat misses licking your hair."
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"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."
"It has come to my attention that some of you are sleeping on the job."
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Cat causes an accident by stopping for mouse.
"Read the card! Read the card!"
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"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."
"How else would I keep my solar panels in the sun all day?"
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Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""
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"The witness is being evasive, your honor. He answers every single question with 'I don't know. I was asleep at the time'!"
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"That was funny maybe three cats ago."
"This just in: Tinkles coughed-up a hairball, Mrs. Gray washed herself and everyone else took a long nap."
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Insomnia Free Zone
"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."
A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.
Cat chases mouse into car's gas tank.
"I'm listening - I just need to chase this insect real quick."
"Come on Tinkles let's go for a walk!"
Will Sleep For Food.
"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."
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"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"
"Who cares about the sound of one hand clapping? The only sound that matters is the sound of an electric can opener."