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"I've created a device that converts cat food directly into cat hair thereby eliminating the middle man!"
'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'
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cat, cat hair, shedding, molt, moult, moulting, molting, cat hairs, cats, shed, sheds, cat accessory, cat accessories, cat bed, cat beds, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, pet, pets, interior design, interior designs, decorating, moults, molts'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'
Cat with all the hair he has ever shed
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cat, hair, cat hair, shed, molting, moulting, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens, cat hairs, kitty, kitties, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, shedding"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."
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cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, shedding, shedder, shedders, molting, moulting, fur, furs, fur clothes, fur clothing, cat hair, cat hairs, grooming, groom, grooms, family pet, family pets"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."
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cat, cats, pet, pets, psychiatry, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapists, shrink, shrinks, molting, moulting, cat fur, cat hair, cat hairs, mental state, therapist, psychiatrist's couch, sofa, settee, furniture, mental health, honesty, opennessHuman Cull: People with cats who insist you take your shoes off when you enter their house.
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human cull, human culls, cull, culls, culling, cullings, bad habit, bad habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, pet peeve, pet peeves, cat, cats, pet, pets, cat owner, cat owners, pet owner, pet owners, molting, moulting, cat hair, cat hairs, cat fur, cat furs'How could you tell I'm a cat person? Are you psychic?'
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, fur, furs, telepathic, telepathy, cat person, cat people, psychic, psychics, shedding, cat hair, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, housepet, housepets, pet owner, pet owners, clue, clues, magic powers, mind readersThere are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.
'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'
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cat, cats, cat hair, hairball, hairballs, gasline, gaslines, gas line, gas lines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, car, cars, garage, garages, repair, repairs, car repairs, mechanic, mechanics, car repair, car repairs'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'
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cat, cats, cat hair, hairball, hairballs, hair ball, hair balls, gas line, gas lines, car trouble, car, cars, garage, garages, repair, repairs, car repairs, mechanic, mechanics, car repair, car repairsCat with all the hair he has ever shed.
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cat, cat hair, cat hairs, shed, sheds, shedding, shedding hair, moult, moults, moulting, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, hair mountain, hair mountains'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'
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cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, pet owner, pet owners, vacuum, fear, war, military, battle, officer, officers, battle lines, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, cat hair, hair, cat hairsWhy cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)
"What am I doing? Oh, just sitting around... shedding like mad all the place."
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, kitty, kitties, cat person, cat people, shedding, cat hair, cat hairs, pet hair, pet hairs, animal hair, animal hairs, vacuum, vacuums, vacuumingSome days being a cat lover isn't easy
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, kitty, kitties, cat person, cat people, cat hair, animal hair, easy, hard, difficult, bad day, bad days