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"I've created a device that converts cat food directly into cat hair thereby eliminating the middle man!"
'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'
'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'
'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'
Cat with all the hair he has ever shed
"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."
"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."
"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."
Human Cull: People with cats who insist you take your shoes off when you enter their house.
"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."
'How could you tell I'm a cat person? Are you psychic?'
There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.
'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'
'Found your problem...there was a hairball in the gas line.'
Cat with all the hair he has ever shed.
'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'
Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)
'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'
'Waiter! There's a hair in my soup...'
"What am I doing? Oh, just sitting around... shedding like mad all the place."
"I think the cat is moulting again, Carol."
Some days being a cat lover isn't easy
"I've GOT to quit giving myself a bath after I eat sticky buns!"
Lady covered in cat hair.
"I vacuumed up all the cat hair, mom!"