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'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'
"Lesson learned: never chase a cat that's shredding."
'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'
'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'
"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."
Cat with all the hair he has ever shed
"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."
"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."
"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."
Human Cull: People with cats who insist you take your shoes off when you enter their house.
"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."
Cat with all the hair he has ever shed.
'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'
'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'
'Waiter! There's a hair in my soup...'
"I think the cat is moulting again, Carol."
"It's for pet lovers who aren't allowed to have pets in their apartments. Each can contains some dog and cat hairs."
"I vacuumed up all the cat hair, mom!"