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'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, pet owner, pet owners, cats and dogs, cats vs dogs, enemy, enemies, natural enemy, natural enemies, spin the bottle, kiss, brevity, brevity, brevity
'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
'Oh great, this book's in cow.'
'Considering the price of natural gas vs. cat food, I calculated that it's cheaper to heat the house with the body heat of 50 cats.'
'What am I blind, Bob?'
'Now remember, he spent $400 on that, so no matter what, we can never play with it.'
"What kind of mischief are you into now?"
"I've never seen him pause next to anyone longer!"
"Did you get some work done?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, doghouse, doghouses, dog house, dog houses, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, tied, tied down, work, working dog, working dogs, working cat, working cats, working animal, working animals
"You both appear to be in excellent health."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, examination, examinations, exam, exams, healthy, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics
"The thing is we lived in L.A.,...we never even needed mittens!"
Tags:three little kittens, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
A day in the life of a cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, a day in the life, day, days, life, lives, easy life, good life, nap, naps, napping, rest, resting, rests, sleep, sleeping, sleeps, lazy, laziness, lazy cat, lazy cats, cat nap, cat naps, pie chart, pie charts
To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.
Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, pet owner, pet owners, cat owner, cat owners, feed me, food, empty bowl, empty dish, food bowl, cat food, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, magician, magicians, bad magician, bad magicians, magic act, magic acts, magic, mind reader, mind readers, reading minds, telepathy, telepathic, obvious, hint, self-evident, oblivious
"Cloning is an imperfect science."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dead, death, cloning, animal cloning, cloning pets, clone, clones, technology, science, biology, genetics, artificial cloning, reproductive cloning, modern life, imperfect, imperfect science, pet, pets, pet owner, immortal, immortality, immortality fantasy, immortality fantasies
"I'm totally bipartisan. I eat as many birds as I do mice."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owner, bird, birds, mice, mouse, food, eating, dining, predator, predators, bipartisan, politics, political party, political parties, equality, eating habits, dietary habits
So You Think You're A Cat
"Are you all right?"
"Of course it's not a read bird. If it were real we could eat it."
"The bastardized representation of cat culture in the upcoming Cats film is yet another egregious example of commodification and cultural appropriation exacted for human profit at the expense of feline communities."
Tags:cat, cats, film, films, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, kitty, kitties, cat person, cat people, academic, academics, academic paper, academic papers, film review, film reviews, film studies, cultural studies, commodification, cultural appropriation, liberal, liberals, liberal elite, feline, felines, essay, essays
'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'
Tags:cat, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, giant, giants, large, size, sizes, sized, oversize, oversized, jumbo, jumbo size, pet, pets, big cat, big cats, vacation, vacations, work, going to work, beg, begs, begging, plead, pleads, pleading
"Around here his word is law."
"You're not thinking about redecorating again, are you?"
Tags:redecorate, redecorating, redecorates, redecorated, parlour, parlor, sitting room, sitting rooms, living room, living rooms, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, hobby, cat person, cat theme, cat themes, cat people, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, decorator, decorators, furnishings
"I post one thing about how de-clawing isn't that bad, and now the whole world hates me."
Tags:animal rights, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, inhumane, post, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, declawing, declawed, de-clawing, de-clawed, cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, feline, felines, claw, claws, troll, trolls, cyber troll, cyber trolls, cyber-troll, cyber-trolls