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'Considering the price of natural gas vs. cat food, I calculated that it's cheaper to heat the house with the body heat of 50 cats.'
'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'
'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'
'Your five years experience herding cats is very impressive.'
It's more about the journey, than actually catching it!
'We know you have a cat.'
Pirates double up as a scratching post.
'Don't you want to go somewhere in your life besides in and out?'
101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.
101 uses of a dead cat: back scratcher.
101 uses of a dead cat: divination.
'Oh right, like you've never had a hairball.'
'Having him declawed hasn't stopped him from being a great mouser.'
for the sake of convenience, many dog and cat owners are turning to the new pet-mounted stain removal system.
Tired of competing with his girlfriend's cat for attention, Mike tries to frame Mr. Snookums.
'If we build it, they will come.'
Lap cats - $35.
'Do you have any more photos of your mom? I'm training the cat not to scratch the furniture.'
'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'
'Well, let's see... looks like she's got six lives left, which is quite good for a 9 year old cat.'
'He's strictly an indoor cat.'
To accommodate friends who are allergic to cats, the Smertners installed Dander-Domes.
See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.
The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.
The Cheshire Cat and Dog.