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'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'
No Parking. Violators will have their cataracts reinserted.
'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'
'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'
'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you...He has cataracts.'
'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'
"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"
Man visiting the ophthalmologist to have dots removed from his vision.
'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'
'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'
The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.
"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"
"Two weeks in France with a cataract operation, no problem."