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"I can't walk in these shoes, which is a problem, because I can't sit down in this skirt."
Can't get a job because of my lousy credit rating - Can't raise my credit rating because I have no job.
A catch-22, he thought. Not in the traditional sense, but in this job you learn to go with your gut. Even if your gut's an idiot.
"Recruiting new staff puts us in a Catch 22 situation. We need people who are rational, bright and sane. Which pretty much disqualifies anyone who still wants to do the job!"
Do people hate us because we dress this way, or do we dress this way because people hate us?
'We can't confirm you if Obama likes you well enough to nominate you.'
'We never forget you have a choice.'
'Please listen carefully to the following options...'
"In line with our offering choices around here, do you prefer to be downsized or outsourced."
"Which one do you want?"
"Now wash your hands again"
'My girlfriend asked me to read a book that she loves...'
'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'
"Congratulations, you've broken our record for remaining on hold the longest...As a reward we're cutting you off so you can get on wit the rest of your day."
"Application is online only - if you've money for a computer to do so - you'll fail the means test!"
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
"What's your salary requirement? If you require a lot we won't hire you?"
"Recruiting new staff is a 'Catch 22', they need to be rational, clear-thinking and saner than average."
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