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"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."
'I'm not saying your parents are lying to get you into this school, but your name isn't Susan, is it?'
"...and the shepherd boy never got into any of the really good schools."
"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."
School Open Day - all my staff are depressed, the catchment area's terrible, I've sent my own kids private. 'You know, you can be too open, headmaster.'
Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.
Catchment Area for Teachers
"I sometimes wonder if these kids really live in the catchment area"
'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'
'Stop complaining. It's the only way you can afford to live in the school catchment area.'
Stork delivers baby.
'This is a very popular school catchment area.'
'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'
Estate Agent - '...And the area boasts a thriving on-line community.'
'Congratulations son! You've got into your first choice school.'
'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'
Catchment Area for Teachers.
'Oh no! We've moved to a catchment area...'
"As you can see...it's in the catchment area for the local school."
"Catchment area for schools?"