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'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'
"Could I have the fires al dente?"
Tags:fastfood, fastfood chain, fastfood chains, fastfood restaurant, fast food restaurants, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, al dente, pasta, millennial, millennials, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, catering, service industry, catering industry, burger, burgers, fries, customer, customers, stupid customer, stupid customers, bad customer, bad customers
Tags:catering, caterers, caterer, hospitality and catering, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, eating out, dining, out, customer, customers, bad customers, bad customer, monotony, monotonous, boredom, bored, boring, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, servers, server, restaurant, lunch hour, lunch hours, lunch-hour, lunch-hours, lunch time, lunch times, lunchtimes, lunchtime, lunch, lunches, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, bad service, bad customer, service, getting your own back
"I wonder if I might have a-er-glass of water."
"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"
Tags:pretzel, pretzels, street food, food cart, food carts, food stand, food stands, street vendor, street vendors, caterer, caterers, catering, arrest, arrests, handcuff, handcuffs, incompetent, incompetence, bad food, improvise, improvising, improviser, improvisers, unprofessional, professionalism
A pig mourns her husband at a funeral as the guests eat.
Tags:pig, pigs, pork, hog, hogs, hog roast, hog roasts, funeral, funerals, vegetarian, vegetarians, carnivore, carnivores, wake, wakes, roast, roasts, vegan, vegans, veganism, guilt, guilt-inducing, guilting, widow, widows, widowed, cater, caters, catering, caterer, caterers, pork roll, pork rolls, pork bun, pork buns, whole hog, funeral rites
"I want my life catered."
"In life as well as in politics, identify your base and treat 'em right.
Tags:base, play to the base, playing to the base, political base, partisan, partisans, identity, identities, identity politics, cater, caters, catering, appease, appeases, appeasement, wisdom, words of wisdom, politician, politicians, barkeeper, barkeepers, political candidate, political candidates, election, elections
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
Tags:out with the old, out with the old in with the new, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, seafood, seafood restaurant, seafood restaurant, fish, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, smelly fish, old fish, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, bad smell, bad smells, restaurant, catering, caterer, caterers, food prep, food preparation
"I ran out of ice."
Tags:shaved ice, ice shave, hawaiian shaved ice, street food, street vendor, street vendors, food cart, food carts, food stand, food stands, mice, mouse, run out of ice, running out of ice, caterer, caterers, catering, excuse, excuses, making excuses, incompetent, incompetence, last minute, catering and hospitality, catering industry
"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."
Tags:waiter, waiters, waitstaff, waiting staff, eating out, dining out, customer service, restaurant, friendship, friendships, context, tip, tips, good service, good customer service, catering, hospitality, hospitality industry, flatter, flattery, flattering, two faced, two-faced, fake, building rapport, rapport, customer rapport
"I'm gay and I'm a caterer, so it's a real win-win."
"It's gotten so customers won't take my advice unless they think I'm gay."
Tags:mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, fashion, fashions, retail, retailer, retailers, hiring, strategic, strategy, strategies, sale, salesmen, sales, style, stylish, fashion sense, fashion-sense, fashionable, customer, customers, customer service, customer is always right, bias, biased, biases, pander, pandering, cater, catered, catering, caters, store, stores, fashion advice, advice, advise, advised
"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom
Tags:fishing, shark, fisherman, mother, mom, mum, mothering, mothered, smothering, family outing, chum, pound cake, mom's cooking, mum's cooking, home cooked, home cooking, home cooked meal, mom's baking, baking, mum's baking, parents, parental, maternal, woman, overbearing, helicopter parent, caring, spare, bring a spare, bringing a spare, extra food, cater, caters, catering
A train's dining car is a diner.
Tags:train, trains, carriage, carriages, train carriage, train carriages, diner, diners, diner car, diner cars, dining, low cuisine, railroad, railroads, rail travel, railroad car, railroad cars, lunch car, lunch cars, catering, surprise, surprised, unexpected, overeat, overeats, overeating, dining car, dining car, dining cars, diner, diners, trendy, trendiness, hipster, hipsters, old-fashioned, retro, retro design, retro designs, throwback, throwbacks
"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
Tags:eating out, restaurant, restaurants, salad, salads, fine dining, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, service, service industry, cater, catered, catering, food service, food industry, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, vegan, veg, vegans, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, meatfree, meat-free, meatless, organic, organics, animal rights, animal rights activist, modern life, modern world, modernity
"Careful, these plates are extremely dirty."
"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafioso, russian mob, russian mafia, wolves, wolf, crimes, criminal, criminals, law, laws, organised crime, organised crimes, cronies, goon, goons, henchmen, henchman, thug, thugs, whack, whacked, lingo, slang, eating out, eat, fine dining, dining, restaurants, specials, specials menu, dinner, diner, dine, waiter, waiters, catering, service, service industry, catering industry, wait staff, order, orders, may i take your order, take your order, memory, remember
"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, house trained, house-trained, house training, toilet trained, toilet training, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops, help, blame, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, waiter, waiters, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, server, servers, caterer, caterers, catering, blaming, blamed, obvious suspect, obvious suspects
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
Tags:homemaker, homemakers, homemaking, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle guru, lifestyle gurus, martha stewart, party planner, party planners, party planning, cater, caters, catering, universe, galaxy, galaxies, solar system, solar systems, space, space exploration, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, cosmologist, cosmologists, cosmology, celebrity, celebrities, television personality, television personalities
"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops, obvious suspect, obvious suspects, blame, blamegame, blame game, blame games, scapegoat, scapegoats, party, parties, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, eat out, catering, caterer, caterers, catering service, catering services, bad dog, bad dogs, naughty dog, naughty dogs, house trained, house training, house train
"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."
Tags:allergies, allergic, food allergy, allergy, allergen, eating, eaten, eat, eating out, cater, catered, catering, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, kid, kids, child, picky, picky kid, school, schools, parent, parents, parenting, coddle, coddled, coddling, foodie, foodies, lactose intolerant, lactose-intolerant, unfortunate, unfortunately
'So what can I do for you, Mr McNuggets?'
"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
Tags:headsman, antique, antiques, executioner, executioners, execute, executes, executing, kill, kills, killing, killings, tortures, torturers, special interest, special interests, clientele, clienteles, cater, caters, catering, antique shop, antique shops, antiquing, antique store, antique stores, specialty, specialties, speciality, specialities