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"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
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"Actually, it was an excellent year for bottom feeders."
"No one ever believes me when I say I'm just looking for love."
Computer dating scams make it even harder for the Invisible Man to get a date.
I know I'm not what you expected. You've been catfished."
'When you mentioned you were a sea cow, I wasn't expecting this.'
"My webcam is on the fritz. Let me email you a photo of myself at twenty one and in the best shape of my life."
"Howard?! This is quite the contrast from your social media profile."
Online dating: Ostrich
"A catfish ate my homework."
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Pastor, is misrepresenting myself on social media a sin?
The farm-raised catfish goes to college
"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."
"Here lies Barry and his several social media identities."
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'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'
'Record or not, throw it back.'
'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'
'Of course, no modern family can afford to live without our new energy efficient clothes dryer.'
'With my luck, I'll end up catching a catfish...'
Wordplay: Catfish - Beware of the Dogfish.
Dog: 'I've got worms. Let's go catch some catfish!'
'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'