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"No one ever believes me when I say I'm just looking for love."
'When you mentioned you were a sea cow, I wasn't expecting this.'
"I loved your E-mail, but I thought you'd be older."
"My webcam is on the fritz. Let me email you a photo of myself at twenty one and in the best shape of my life."
'You'd still have to eat your vegetables.'
Online dating: Ostrich
"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."