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'Now the Pope's on Twitter, do you think he'll open a Papal account?'
"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
"God must have been very pleased."
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"What do we do with all the guys who ate meat on Friday?"
Tags:lent, catholic, catholics, catholicism, fast, fasts, fasting, abstain, abstains, abstaining, friday, fridays, eating meat on friday, hell, devil, lucifer, hades, arbitrary, rule, rules, organized religion, organised religion, afterlife, afterlives, fish, fish on friday, religious laws, religious law, orthodox, rule breakers, rule breaker
Regular Confession and Express Booth.
"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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How's my absolution! (800)-HAIL MARY
THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
Tags:god, god's will, wrath, god's wrath, vengeance, god's vengeance, catholic, catholics, catholicism, christ, christian, christians, christianity, pray, prays, praying, praying, prayer, prayers, landscape, curse, curses, cursed, lightning, lightning strike, lightning strikes, reverend, reverends, redirect, redirects, redirecting, storm, storms, storming, rainstorm, rainstorms
'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'
"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
Tags:religion, religions, religious, christian, christians, christianity, catholic, catholics, catholicism, devil, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, evil, roman catholic, roman catholics, roman catholicism, cardinal, cardinals, clergy, clergyman, clergymen, ecumenical, ecumenicism, acceptance, accepting, council, councils, vatican, vatican council, vatican councils, denomination, denominations, non-denominational, church, churches, council chamber, council chambers, philosophy
"I'm going to give it all up and follow St. Francis."
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Michelangelo's Parents - 1481
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Tags:small talk, small-talk, making small talk, making small-talk, weather, the weather, hell, purgatory, catholic beliefs, catholicism, catholic, catholics, punishments, sins, converse, conversation, in purgatory, limbo, in limbo, british weather, char chatting, re teachers, re teacher, rs teacher, rs teachers
"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."
Tags:priest, priests, inmate, inmates, arrested, arresting, ex, exes, ex-priest, ex-priests, former priest, former priests, catholic, catholics, scandal, scandals, catholicism, christian, christians, christianity, adjust, adjusts, adjustment period, adjustment periods, breaking in, breakin in period, breaking in periods, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, jail, jails, jailing, jailer, jailers
"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."
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The Pope tweets
'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'
Pray Ground Sign.
'If the Pope is pious, does that mean he's full of pie?'
A nun cries
Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'
''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'
'This confession may be recorded for quality assurance.'