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'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'
'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, pet lover, pet lovers, pet owner, pet owners, cats and dogs, cats vs dogs, enemy, enemies, natural enemy, natural enemies, spin the bottle, kiss, brevity, brevity, brevity
Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
'Oh great, this book's in cow.'
'Considering the price of natural gas vs. cat food, I calculated that it's cheaper to heat the house with the body heat of 50 cats.'
'What are you trying to say, Alan?'
'What am I blind, Bob?'
Cats and boxes...BOXES!
'Now remember, he spent $400 on that, so no matter what, we can never play with it.'
"What kind of mischief are you into now?"
"I've never seen him pause next to anyone longer!"
Sleeping Cat Dreams Of Other Side Of Couch
Tags:couch, couches, comfy, comfortable, comfort, comforter, comforting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, cat lady, cat woman, crazy cat lady, simple, simple life, little things, it's the little things, sleep, sleeping, dream, dreams, dreaming, sleeps, cushion, cushions, pillow, pillows, sofa, sofas, sleeping cat, sleeping cats, grass is always greener, life of cats, pet, pets, domestic cat, domestic, indoor cat, indoor cats, inside cat, inside cats, lap cat, lap cats, soft furnishings
"Did you get some work done?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, doghouse, doghouses, dog house, dog houses, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, tied, tied down, work, working dog, working dogs, working cat, working cats, working animal, working animals
"You both appear to be in excellent health."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, examination, examinations, exam, exams, healthy, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics
"The thing is we lived in L.A.,...we never even needed mittens!"
Tags:three little kittens, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
A day in the life of a cat
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, cat person, cat people, a day in the life, day, days, life, lives, easy life, good life, nap, naps, napping, rest, resting, rests, sleep, sleeping, sleeps, lazy, laziness, lazy cat, lazy cats, cat nap, cat naps, pie chart, pie charts
Job Creation Scheme.
To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
Tags:catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying
Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, pet owner, pet owners, cat owner, cat owners, feed me, food, empty bowl, empty dish, food bowl, cat food, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, magician, magicians, bad magician, bad magicians, magic act, magic acts, magic, mind reader, mind readers, reading minds, telepathy, telepathic, obvious, hint, self-evident, oblivious
"Cloning is an imperfect science."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, dead, death, cloning, animal cloning, cloning pets, clone, clones, technology, science, biology, genetics, artificial cloning, reproductive cloning, modern life, imperfect, imperfect science, pet, pets, pet owner, immortal, immortality, immortality fantasy, immortality fantasies