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"That one? That cloud also looks like a slaughter house."
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"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."
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"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."
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"It's a dream of mine to someday graze with the bulls."
"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."
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Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.
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One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
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"So,... Can I call you?"
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'I love herd mentality, don't you?'
"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"
"I disagree with a lot of the way he herds."
THe UDDER Side
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
"If one gets sick, we'll have to destroy the entire herd."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, cattle, cattle farm, cattle farms, farmer, farmers, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, disease, diseases, executive, executives, business executive, management style, management styles, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses
A bull bbq. Our host bull has on his 'joke' apron.
"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"
Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.
"Why do you make your cows sleep on their backs?"
"Dad, what's cow hide used for?"
'They call us beefalo. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what they have in mind for us.'
'I think your stock are beginning to stray...'
'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'
'He's at that tender age between veal and filet mignon.'