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"That one? That cloud also looks like a slaughter house."
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"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."
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Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.
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"By the way, I'm taking off the first two weeks in August."
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"So,... Can I call you?"
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THe UDDER Side
"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"
"If one gets sick, we'll have to destroy the entire herd."
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, cattle, cattle farm, cattle farms, farmer, farmers, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, disease, diseases, executive, executives, business executive, management style, management styles, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses
"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"
Tattoo removal - cow has 'Eldorado rance' on his backside.
'They call us beefalo. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what they have in mind for us.'
'He's at that tender age between veal and filet mignon.'
Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat
'You've played Pooh sticks right?'
High Cow tide tonight.
Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!
Watch for Livestock on Highway.
Sorry, but I have needs!
"I have a real dislike for polevaulters!"
Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'
"I just heard Farmer Brown say he was taking us to an abattoir...I don't know what that means but it sure sounds fancy!"
"Pssst. . . Major sideboob at 12 o'clock."
"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"