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"I think I'm mystery meat."
Tags:western, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, martini, martinis, cowboy, cowboys, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, drunk, drunks, drinking, over the limit, cocktail, cocktails, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, over the limit, ineffectual, useless, uselessness, unprofessional, professionalism
"Very impressive. I'd like to find five thousand more like you."
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, cattle farmer, cattle farmers, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, good interview, good interviews, herd of cattle, herds of cattle, good employee, good employees, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, wild west, the wild west, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns
"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."
Tags:horse, horses, cold snap, cold snaps, weather, cold weather, bad weather, spoilt, expectation, expectations, unrealistic expectations, breaking and entering, pony, ponies, pet, pets, care giver, care givers, caregiver, caregivers, horse owner, horse owners, hillbilly, hillbillies, farm, farmers, farmer, farms, ranch, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, ranches, west, western, wild west, couple, couples, elderly couples, elderly couple, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, overprotective, over-protective, over protective
"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''
"Come on Earl – forget about the office and let's go find some cows."
"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''
Tags:farmer, farmers, farm, farms, agriculture, agricultural management, pretentious, pretensions, illusions, illusion, ambition, ambitious, aspiration, aspirational, aspirations, illusion of grandeur, urban skyline, urban skylines, city scape, city scapes, kidding yourself, office, offices, office worker, office workers, rural, country, countryside, interior, interiors, office interiors, wallpaper, cover up, coverup, cover-up, disguise, disguised, disguising, pretend, pretending, window, windows, view, views, landscape, landscapes, cow, cows, cattle, barn, barns, ranch, ranches, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, trompe-l'œil, trompe l'oeil, trompe l oeil, trompe-l oeil, agribusiness, agribusinesses
Therapy for the cow dependent
'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'
"Tell us again how you took five thousand head out to Kansas City and made it back in time to pick up the kids from gymnastics."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, cattle driver, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, parent, parents, parenthood, father's day, work-life balance, life-work balance, work/life balance, life/work balance, parenting, gymnastic, gymnastics, kid, kids, drover, drovers, cattle drive, cattle drives, family life, family-life, role model, role models, hero, heroes, heroics
Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.
'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, wild west, the wild west, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, criminal profiling, criminal profile, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic police, traffic police, police officer, police officers, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, offender profiling, pulled over, sheriff, bull, bulls
'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'
"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, farm, farms, farming, livestock farm, livestock farms, livestock farming, ranch, ranches, ranching, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, rancher, ranchers, farmer, farmers, free-range, free range, free, freedom, drone, drones, unmanned aerial vehicle, unmanned aerial vehicles, uav, uavs, u.a.v., u.a.v.s, surveillance, watching, observation, supervision, spying, tracking, government, governments, kiss goodbye, kiss good-bye
"The tough part is instilling brand loyalty."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, brand, brands, branding, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, brand loyalty, consumer, consumers, consumer behaviour, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, the wild west, wild west, dedication, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, competition, competitor, competitors
Dyslexic Cattle Ranch
"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
Tags:west, western, wild west, wildwest, hillbilly, hillbillies, shack, shacks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, ranch, ranches, cattle ranches, cattle ranch, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, poultry, chicken farming, agriculture, agribusiness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesspeople, business executive, chicken farmers, business man, business men, business people, business person, executive, ceo, depression, economic depression, financial crash, crash, crashes, financial crashes, crisis, economic crisis, financial crisis, city, cities, city worker, big city, the big city, debt, in debt, city workers, hot shot, hot shots, farm house, farm house, traders, trading, trader, stock market, stock market trader
'If we are reincarnated, what do you think we'll come back as?'
'Wait...nobody move. I lost a contact.'
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, contact, contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, cowboy, cowboys, bad timing, charging bull, charging bulls, eye sight, eyesight, vision, visions, visual impairment, visual impairments, cattle herding, cattle herd, cattle herds, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, cattle ranching, extreme sport, extreme sports
"Bad news - aged steak means they get the steak, and then let it age, not that they let us age, and then get the steak."
"He claims we had a fling in Vermont but it doesn't ring a bell.''
"The new house is almost ready!"
Tags:west, western, wild west, hillbilly, hillbillies, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, ranch, ranches, cabin, cabin, porch, front porch, property, properties, construct, construction, build your own, build you own home, duplicate, duplication, identical, unimaginative, uncreative, unoriginal, shack, shacks, diy, do it yourself, ramshackle, new house, new build, new home, new houses, new house, new-build, housing estate, new housing estate, new housing estate, old house, old residence, previous residence, fixed lifestyle, simple lifestyle, simple life, the simple life
"Holstein? Funny, you don't look Jewish."