Cattle Ranch Cartoons and Comics

"I think I'm mystery meat."

Martini Western

"Very impressive. I'd like to find five thousand more like you."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

Rural Cityscape

Therapy for the cow dependent

'You know, Doc, we always do our own dehornin' and castratin' here, but we thought we'd give you a chance this time.'

"Tell us again how you took five thousand head out to Kansas City and made it back in time to pick up the kids from gymnastics."

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Early Profiling

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

"The tough part is instilling brand loyalty."

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'If we are reincarnated, what do you think we'll come back as?'

'Wait...nobody move. I lost a contact.'

"Bad news - aged steak means they get the steak, and then let it age, not that they let us age, and then get the steak."

"He claims we had a fling in Vermont but it doesn't ring a bell.''

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Holstein? Funny, you don't look Jewish."

Where Processed Beef Comes From