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"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."
"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."
Space Hopper Rodeo
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, cowboy, cowboys, vaqueros, vaquero, cattle, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, cattle ranching, ranching, horse riding, bull riding, equestrian, equestrians, bull rider, bull riders, moon hopper, skippyballs, kangaroo balls, skippyball, kangaroo ball, bouncer, hippity hop, hoppity hop, sit and bounce, hop ball, competitive sport, competitive sports
Therapy for the cow dependent
'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'
"The tough part is instilling brand loyalty."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, brand, brands, branding, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, brand loyalty, consumer, consumers, consumer behaviour, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, the wild west, wild west, dedication, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, competition, competitor, competitors
'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'
"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."
Tags:rancher, ranchers, ranching, wrangler, wranglers, wrangling, drover, drovers, cattle, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, cattle drive, cattle drives, cow, cows, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, american west, negotiation, negotiating, negotiate, persuasion, persuade, persuading, herd mentality, individual, individuality, rebel, rebels, rebellion, youthful rebellion
"Bad news - aged steak means they get the steak, and then let it age, not that they let us age, and then get the steak."
A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, modern day, horse rider, horse riders, rancher, ranchers, ranching, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, cattle ranching, driver, drivers, farmer, farmers, pick-up truck, pick-up trucks, pick up truck, pick up trucks, modern life, modern lifestyle, modern lifestyles, modern technology
"I'm roundin' up a posse."
'That'll be the last of the cattle trade, fellas. We're moving shop to Europe to round up Limey soccer fans.'
'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'
Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.
'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'
"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."
Tags:cowpuncher, cowpunchers, cowpunching, cowboy, cowboys, cattle rancher, ranching, tenderfoot, dude, dude rancher, rookies, novice, buckaroo, buckaroos, old west, wild west, animal abuse, cow herd, cow herding, cattle drive, cattle drives, wild west, wild-west, american west, bar girl, saloon, saloons
How Do You Like My Moseying Along?
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, equestrian, equestrians, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, cattle driver, cattle drivers, cattle drover, cattle drovers, mosey, mosying, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, driver, drivers, driving skill, driving skills, wild west, constructive criticism, constructive critic, constructive critics
"There's a few employees who strayed from the herd and wandered towards the break room. I'm going to go round them up."
"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."
"I don't think the world is ready yet for a cowboy impersonator, Dolores."
"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"
"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."