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"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."
"All hat and no cattle but, my god, what a hat."
Space Hopper Rodeo
"The tough part is instilling brand loyalty."
'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'
"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."
"Bad news - aged steak means they get the steak, and then let it age, not that they let us age, and then get the steak."
A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.
"I'm roundin' up a posse."
'If I've learned one thing after all these years, it's that 'moo' doesn't always mean 'moo'.'
'That'll be the last of the cattle trade, fellas. We're moving shop to Europe to round up Limey soccer fans.'
'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'
'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'
"It's that dreadful wrangler who keeps trying to cut us out from the rest of the herd. Simply ignore him."
"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."
"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"
How Do You Like My Moseying Along?
"I don't think the world is ready yet for a cowboy impersonator, Dolores."