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"A good day to you, sir, and might the cow of the house be in?"
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"T'aint wearin' yer brand, Cal. These here are genuine Armanis."
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'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'
"Looks like Daisy's at it again."
Dyslexic Cattle Ranch
"Olly Olly oxen free!"
"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"
'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.
Farmer has cows that give 1% and 2 % fat content.
'It's a great movie to cuddle to.'
A broken down cattle truck with cows smoking and drinking coffee while driver works on truck.
'This one's all yours!' - Prehistoric Cow Tipping.
"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."
"Hello, what's your sign?"
"Oh, alright...and 247 fudgecicles..."
"One cold glass of milk, please."
"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."
'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'
"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."
CAN WE MILK IT?
Rounding up Bulls.
'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'
"If he says, 'got milk' I'm gonna bite."