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"This is really embarrassing."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, hoover, hoovers, sweeper, sweeper, embarrassed, embarrassing, embarrass, trash, garbage, rubbish, dust, trash can, trash cans, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, dust bin, dust bins, bin, bins, can, cans, eating, eating garbage, eating rubbish, eating trash, caught, caught red-handed, night, nighttime, middle of the night, pet, pets, hungry, starving
"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids, and the bloodstains on my clothes and in the trunk of my car!"
Tags:kids cartoon, kids cartoons, childrens cartoon, childrens cartoons, pesky kids, get away with it, gotten away with it, getting away with murder, murder, murderer, murders, murderers, murdering, killer, killers, killing, caught red handed, caught, arrested arrest, arrests, bloodstains, evidence, forensic evidence, crimes, mystery, mysteries
'Sun got in my eyes? Wind got hold of it? Struggling with 'Personal issues'?..'
Tags:baseball, base ball, catcher, catch, caught, pitch, pitcher, pitchers, catchers, bat, batsman, batsmen, team, teams, game, games, excuses, excuse, get out of it, reasons, reason, lie, lied, lies, liar, lying, lier, come up with reason, reasoning, thought, think, thoughts, thinking, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'
"Crime, as I conceptualized it, didn't pay."
'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'
Tags:bus, buses, school bus, school buses, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, stop sign, stop signs, frustrate, frustrates, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, catch, catches, catching, caught, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."
Fishing for boots.
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, boot, boots, large boot, large boots, catch, catches, catching, daily catch, boat, boats, rowing boat, rowing boats, trawler, trawlers, net, nets, netting, trap, traps, trapping, caught, caught in the net, income, money, gumboot, gumboots, walking boot, walking boots
'What the... another one? Maybe we should move over to his side.'
Tags:fish, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, pond, ponds, catch, catches, caught, catching, disbelief, unbelieveable, lucky, good luck, fortune, fortunate, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, bait, baits, fishing rod, fishing rods, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"He has a very deft touch."
Tags:bear, bears, hunt, hunting, hunted, hunter, hunters, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, family, families, bartender, bartenders, mixer, mixers, cocktail, cocktails, nature, river, rivers, salmon, salmons, deft, deftly, catch, caught, martini, martinis, exaggerate, exaggerated, metaphor, metaphors, spoof, spoofed, talking animal, talking animals, wildlife
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
Tags:viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval
A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."
"My wife! The good silver!"
Tags:infidelity, unfaithfulness, cheat, cheater, cheaters, two timing, two timer, two timers, adulterer, adulterers, extramarital, extramarital sex, dish and spoon, the dish and the spoon, the dish ran away with the spoon, hey diddle diddle, caught, silverware, crockery, cutlery, two-timer, two-timers, two, timing, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes
'You're late for work again, Hayes. What's your lame excuse this time?'
'There's nothing we can do, James. His license checks out, and you're well within the size limit.'
'Now, remember how it works, Mrs. Cortlock? If Dr. Gundleson strikes out OR if you catch a foul ball, your extraction is totally free!'
'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, greyhound, greyhounds, race, races, racing, racer, racers, raced, rabbit, rabbits, catch, catches, caught, catching, catcher, catchers, quick, fast, speedy, hold on, holds on, holding on, excite, excites, excited, excitement, excitements, joy, joys, joyful, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.
"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, escaping, escapee, escapees, prison break, prison breaks, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison reform, advocate, advocates, advocacy, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, caught, failed, failure, failures, excuse, excuses
"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."
Tags:suspicion, suspicious, suspect, suspected, cheat, infidelity, marriage, married, catch, catching, caught, catches, morning, mornings, marriage, married, married life, breakfast, couple, couples, cliche, cliches, cliched, reference, references, stereotype, stereotypes, unexpected, unexpected return, return, returned, trust, trusting, trustworthy, depend, dependable, reliable, reliability, rely, rely on, faith, faithful, trusts, literal, literally
"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"
Tags:criminal, criminals, caught, red-handed, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, loot, bag of loot, bags of loot, alleged, allegation, allegations, innocent, innocence, protest, protests, protesting, guilt, guilty, prove, proves, proving, proven, act innocent, acting innocent, bank robber, bank robbers, accusation, accusations, due process, innocent until proven guilty, right, rights, legal rights
"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
Tags:water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm
Last leaf of autumn.
Tags:fireman, firemen, fire, fires, firetruck, jump, jumper, jumpers, jumping, jumped, jumps, catch, catching, caught, catches, leaf, leaves, autumn, winter, seasons, season, cold, colder, stuck in a tree, tree, trees, trampoline, trampolines, net, nets, fall, falling, falls, fell, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'
Tags:fish, fishing, fisher, fishers, fishes, fished, fisherman, fishermen, bass, tournament, fish fry, catch and release, bite it, bite, bitten, catch, catches, catcher, catchers, caught, kill, killed, kills, tricked, trick, tricks, lie, lied, liar, lying, mistake, mistaken, mistakes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Don't you think it's a little - I don't know - spooky that the boat rental guy keeps showing us out to the middle of the lake then hauling us back?'
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fisherman, angle, angles, angling, angled, angler, anglers, live bait, bait, baits, baiting, baited, lure, lures, luring, lured, hook, hooks, catch, catches, catching, caught, boat boats, rent, rents, rented, renting, rental, rentals, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers