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"I'd invite you to come up but I don't live here."
"Actually we've done our own auditing."
'Did my note make sense?' - 'Yep.' - 'So you're okay to do that?' - 'Yep, fine.' - 'What note?' - 'Gah!'
"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
If you aren't too sharp, it's better not to fake it. Probably won't come out right: 'Sometimes, to unwind, I like to curl up by a fire and burn a good book.'
'I hope you believe in life after death? Because after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.'