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'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'
"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."
'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'
'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."
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"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."
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"It's one of those microbrews."
"It's a recipe for self-care."
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"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."
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"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
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'I'll be thankful if history rewrites this day to make us look better.'
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'I double-dog dare you.'
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"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever, stirs the brew for an house, takes a smoke break, goes on her phone, we stir the brew, do some chanting, the sun comes up, whatever, we're still stirring, Marissa's on her phone again, and I'm, like, 'Seriously, Marissa?'"
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'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'
"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'
"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"
'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'
"I make big batches and freeze it."
"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"
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