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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'
"Poor Harold always did have trouble with seafood."
"You have natural causes.''
'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'
"Well, Millie, I guess this is it for us!"
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"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."
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All You Need To Know: Somebody Else's Fault/Their Own Fault/Nobody's Fault.
All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'
'The witch is dead.'
'I choked on a vitamin tablet.'
"Take a wild guess, butter boy."
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Cause of death: Just one of those things.
'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'
"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."
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"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."
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Wouldn't stop picking at it.
'It appears he was popped.'
'Now this quack wants me to see a specialist- what the hell is a PATHOLOGIST'
"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."
'Old age, eh? I just sort of left in a huff.'
'Time of death: Two forty five pm. Cause of death: Surround Sound System.'
'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'