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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
"Poor Harold always did have trouble with seafood."
"Well, Millie, I guess this is it for us!"
"I hate to be a downer, but statistically, people are more likely to die of heart failure than get hit by one of those things."
"He was 95. The doctors reckon it was either the bacon, the beer, the whiskey, the smoking, the wine, the steaks, the coffee, the butter, the biscuits or just too much sunshine that finally did him in."
"Unbelievable! It looks like they've both been killed by the same stone?"
The annual report on causes of death is released.
'I have no idea how you died, we don't have access to your medical records."
'I had a vision of my own death. I really go out in style.'