Cave Women Cartoons and Comics

Early blogs.

"I gotta go home. Brenda doesn't like me spending so much time at the gym."

"Cave painting is dead. I'm into Claymation."

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

Early career fair

"I've got the necessities: food, shelter, and a little black dress."

"Kill something low-fat."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

Got idea. Talk better. Combine words. Make sentences.

'Why does it always smell so weird at grandma's?'

"Girls marry up. I need a homo sapiens."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Now that he's invented fire, he expects me to cook three meals a day.'

"This may be the night he asks me... I saw him looking at engagement clubs today."

'Well,just by looking around I can tell that you haven't taken full advantage of the many staff training opportunities available to you.'

History's first bad hair day.

Early cable: Cave Box Office.

'She says she wants equal rights.. what do YOU think?'

'Do you have these in anything but stonewashed?'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

'How does it make you feel when he doesn't acknowledge all the hard work you put into gathering?'

'Do you really think people will pay for a coconut full of water when they can get it from the stream for free?'

'What are you wearing? That is so last geological period!'