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'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."
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'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
Berlitz Guide to Dentalese.
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"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."
"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."
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"What'll it be—Novocain or Yanni?"
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"Do you know from which filling the government is controlling your mind?"
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Family Dentistry: 'Floss properly, or we tell your kid who the tooth fairy really is.'
'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...
"Are you a gambling man?"
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'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'
The modern American airport
'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'
'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'
'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!
"Sharon, if we can fit another mirror in there it will look like his teeth go on forever."
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"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."
'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'
Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!
"Six chipped teeth and a tongue stud infection. Good for you, no cavities."
We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.
"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."
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