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"First the open floor plan, now this."
Tags:floor plan, floor plans, open floor plan, open floor plans, working environment, working environments, hot desk, hot desking, hot-desk, hot-desking, hot-desks, hot desks, umbrella, umbrellas, ceiling, rainstorm, rainstorms, rain storm, rain storms, office job, office jobs, employee, employees, employer, employers
"Have I got a girl for you!"
"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."
Tags:midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, peter principle, ceiling, ceilings, competent, competence, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, white collar job, white collar jobs, office drone, office drones
"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
Tags:kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, crawling, crawl, crawls, crawler, abnormal, hyper, hype, phase, through a phase, super, power, powers, child, childhood, baby, babies, upside down, ceiling, mother, motherhood, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kids these days
"Scaling walls is certainly a side effect, but it says nothing about ceilings."
'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'
New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos
Tags:condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, sistine chapel, painting, paintings, paint, paints, michelangelo, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, paint the ceiling, painting the ceiling, housework, chore, chores, ceiling, ceilings, home repair, home repairs, fine art, fine arts, renaissance, italian renaissance
Tags:children, child, dad, dads, mum, mums, mom, moms, live, lives, living, habitat, habitats, natural habitat, natural habitats, unpside down, ceiling, ceilings, game, games, play, plays, playing, monkey, monkies, co-habitat, co-inhabit, coinhabit, coinhabitation, family, families, crazy, wine, cheer, cheers, toast, toasts
Plane annoys penthouse apartment.
Tags:noise, noisy, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, passive aggressive, pass agg, quiet, quiet down, neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours, apartment, apartments, above, fly, flying, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, broom, brooms, hit roof, roof, roofs, noise pollution, signal, signals, indicate, indicates, message, messages, be quiet, botcwab, ceiling, ceilings
"This is where we practice our warning shots."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, shooting range, shooting ranges, shooting gallery, shooting galleries, practice, practising, practicing, training, target, targets, target practice, aim, warning, warnings, warning shot, warning shots, ceiling
'A ceiling? All this time I thought it was a floor.'
'I found the termites!'
"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these non-cathedral ceilings."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, cell, cells, church, churches, cathedral, cathedrals, priest, priests, minister, ministers, pastor, pastors, clergyman, clergymen, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, cathedral ceiling, cathedral ceilings, ceiling, ceilings, architecture, adjusting
'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'
'That does it. I've got to lose some weight!'
Tags:fat cat, fat cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, spoiled cat, spoiled cats, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, break through, breaking through, ceiling, roof, roofs, cats, cat, feline, overweight, over fed, obese, obesity, deciding moment, turning point, self reflection, reflecting, against, better nature, languid, against the grain, skinny, losing weight, weight loss, diet
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'
'Women's Business Centre' 'Caution-glass ceiling'
'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'
'It's your debt to society.'
'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'
'I know you said this was a four star hotel, but I didn't expect to see them through a hole in my ceiling!'
'I found the termites!'
"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
Tags:hide, hides, hiding, in hiding, hidden, pariah, social pariah, social pariahs, outcast, outcasts, coward, cowards, cowardly, paranoid, paranoia, worry, worries, worrying, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, cubicle, cubicles, furious, angry, anger, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, ceiling, ceiling tile, ceiling tiles, crawlspace, crawlspaces, crawl space, crawl spaces
Man drills a hole floor to let leak from ceiling into funnel.
Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant