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'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'
'Is it labor day already?'
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'To celebrate Labor Day, you should first have a job!'
'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'
'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'
'Happy New Year! I'd like to propose a toast to all our friends and neighbors who we didn't invite.'
'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'
'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'
The less celebrated, but still spectacular, combover eagle.
'Today is a big day for me. It's the 20th anniversary of my first office tirade.'
'A simple, 'profits are up', would have sufficed.'
Last day of home school.
Everybody forgot his jubilee.
'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'
'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'
'Remember - don't make any New Years resolutions for me!'
'Top floor, please.'
Bingo heart attack.
'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'