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'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'
"We didn't know what to get the man who has everything. So we burned down your house first."
'Is it labor day already?'
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"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."
Now celebrating three years' of me time. Please help.
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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'
"We got the cactus account!"
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Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
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'Today's St. Patrick's day. It'll be a good time to eat up this stuff with the green mold on it.'
"None for me, thanks."
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Caution: High-five area.
"You texted me, how sweet...happy anniversary to you too, dear!"
Celebrating 10 years of going out of business.
"Firecrackers are too dangerous dear. We'll celebrate July 4th by making our own firecrackers. We'll put spicy jalapeno and cayenne pepper dip on whole wheat crackers."
Just Moved In Together.
"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."
'To celebrate Labor Day, you should first have a job!'
'Celebrate good times, come on...!'
'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'
'It really is a newer and friendlier IRS!'