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'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'
'That's right. It's a leap year.'
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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"They just bought a swing state."
Tags:celebrate, celebration, celebrating, swing state, swing states, buying a state, buying a swing state, political campaign, political campaigns, politician, politicians, election, elections, general election, general elections, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, political influence, politically influential, democracy, modern democracy, devil, devils, monster, monsters
"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
"Food as metaphor for love? Again?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, family, families, birthday, birthdays, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, food, cake, cakes, birthday cake, birthday cakes, metaphor, metaphors, again, rude, impolite, bad manners, insulting, ungrateful
"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."
Now celebrating three years' of me time. Please help.
'Thanks, it's just what I wanted...Thanks, it's just what I wanted...'
Sleeping through new year celebrations
A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
Tags:love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, valentine, valentines, date, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, valentine's, valentine's day, gayest, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolates, celebrating, celebrates, celebration, celebrations, candy, candies, candy, shop, chocolatier, patisserie, pastry, pastries, truffle, truffles, fancy, gift, gifts, present, presents, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogger, food lover, food lovers, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+
'Don't feel down - they say infinity is the new thirty!'
'What about the other three fourths of the month?'
'The seven wick candles for dogs make me feel a lot older than I really am.'
'They're jumping up and down on the couch in there.'
'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'
'Hole in one!!!!'
Everything is charged!"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, technology, electronics, electronic device, electronic devices, computer, computers, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, charging, charged, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, cheering, happy, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, modern life
"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, going well, success, successful, party hat, party hates, happy, happiness, content, contented, brag, bragging, bragger, braggers, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, celebrate, celebrating
"I'm celebrating her turning older than me."
"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
Tags:jail term, jail terms, jail sentence, jail sentences, prison sentence, prison sentences, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison term, jail term, jail terms, prison terms, life sentence, life sentences, cake, cakes, celebration, celebrations, celebrating
"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."
Tags:sport, sports, tennis, player, players, athlete, athletes, winner, winners, winning, loser, losers, losing, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, net, nets, jumping, jumping over, accident, accidents, bad timing, forgetful, bad memory, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid, sportsmanship
"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"
Tags:office, offices, office life, worker, workers, employee, employees, cubicle, cubicles, playing, celebrating, video game, video games, videogame, videogames, computer game, computer games, game, games, leisure, hobby, hobbies, electronic game, electronic games, level, levels, leveling up, levelling up, technology, business, businessman, businessmen, inappropriate, distracting, boredom, modern life