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'Who will you be celebrating Black Friday with this year?'
'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'
'That's right. It's a leap year.'
The night they invented champagne.
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Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, verdict, verdicts, innocent, not guilty, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, party, parties, celebration, celebrations, mess, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners
"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, gift, gifts, present, presents, wrapped, surprise, surprises, hint, hints, gift box, gift boxes, shopping, sold, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, questionable, suspicious, infomercial, infomercials, commercial, commercials, product, products, as seen on tv, celebration, celebrations
"For your birthday this year I thought we'd have a pinata."
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'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'
"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"
"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."
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"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
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"They just bought a swing state."
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"I forget who our cult actually worships, but we have a hell of a good time."
"It's his birthday."
"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."
It was an amazing gesture...almost.
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"It's less a funeral and more a celebration of his death."
"Food as metaphor for love? Again?"
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'Dad, I can't find any matches to light the cake.'
"The changes are coming much too fast—I never dreamed I'd see the hully gully in Estonia."
'Thanks, it's just what I wanted...Thanks, it's just what I wanted...'
"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, robin, robins, first robin, sign of spring, signs of spring, spring, season, seasons, race, races, marathon, marathons, runner, runners, finish line, finish lines, finishing line, finishing lines, tape, front yard, front yards, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, celebration, breaking the tape, crossing the finish line, first across the line