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Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'
"Well, Margaret, you're the Kelly Ripa of our little group, perhaps you can cheer us all up."
"That's where the celebrities are."
Tags:celebrity, celebrities, levels of hell, levels of heaven, hierarchy, hierarchies, inequality, cant take it with you, can't take it with you, privilege, privileges, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died
"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."
"Tell us again about Bogie and Hepburn coming up the river."
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
Tags:exercise, fitness, health, bodybuilding, out of shape, out-of-shape, unhealthy, arnold schwarzenegger, actor, actors, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, sit-up, sit-ups, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, unattractive, attractiveness
"To paraphrase the great Vince Lombardi, packaging isn't everything, it's the only thing."
'Take a look at the chart and tell me your pain level on a scale of 1 to 10.'
"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."
"He seems an awful lot bigger in his movies."
Tags:movies, movie, film, films, actor, actors, short actor, short actors, short, height, short jokes, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, hollywood party, hollywood parties, hollywood, hollywood actor, hollywood actors, famous actor, famous actors, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, taller on camera
"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"
"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"
"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."
"While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you."
The mange who would be king
"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."
Snow White and her Seven people.
Tags:snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entourages
"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
Tags:death, deaths, after life, after-life, after lives, after-lives, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, media, medias, magazine, zine, magazine, zines, educate, educational, learn, learning, learned, learnt, celebrity, celebrities, thomas jefferson, jefferson, worship, praise, impressive, impressed, founding father, founding fathers, president, presidents, swahili, glockenspiel, declaration of independence
Tags:actor, actors, acting, television, tv, t v, films, film, movie, movies, caricature, caricatures, celebrity, celebrities, fame, famous, famous figures, famous people, famous names, pop culture, pop culture reference, theatre, theater, stage, screen, cinema, harriet walter, dame, dame harriet walter
"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."
"Do that thing where you walk like chuck berry."
Tags:duck, ducks, bird, birds, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, impersonation, impersonate, imitate, imitating, imitation, impression, impressions, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, singer, singers, songwriter, songwriters, dance, rock, rock and roll, pioneer, pioneers, music, musician, musicians
'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'
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