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The Iron Chef at home
It's a Gordon Ramsay recipe, so if you don't ****** like it you can ******* off.
Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.
"His name is Wolfgang, but he doesn't cook."
Do we have to watch Gordon Ramsey flambeing swordfish steaks in red wine while we eat our frozen fish cakes and instant mash?
'Ramses' kitchen nightmares'.
'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'
'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'
"When did they add this channel?!"
"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."
"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."
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"The grilled snapper also comes with a bonus audio commentary from the chef."
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"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."
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Have you noticed how chefs have replaced hairdressers in the social pages?
Will work for Food Network.
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'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'
"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."
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"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"
'Always remember to wash your hands after handling raw poultry. I'm not sure how that's worse than drinking from the toilet, but my producers made me say it.'
Rameses' Kitchen Nightmares
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Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'
'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'
'I'm sorry the food's rubbish...All our chefs are on TV tonight.'