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"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"
'Always remember to wash your hands after handling raw poultry. I'm not sure how that's worse than drinking from the toilet, but my producers made me say it.'
'What would Anthony Bourdain order?'
'And then I thought 'let's use these programme budget cuts to our advantage'...'
Antony Worrall Thompson
"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."
"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."
Marco Pierre White
Paula Dean: 'I'm sorry for the offensive remarks to black people, and really sorry for stealin' their recipes...'
'Nigella, you admit you have used cocaine??...'
'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'
"You're in luck! We've got a celebrity chef on tonight."
'Here's one I nicked earlier.'
Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.
"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."
'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'
'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'
'It's presented by that 'C' word.'
'He's passionate about swearing.'
Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"
'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'
'Just wait. They'll soon be making celebrity roadside chef.'
'But Antony, I thought you only stole wine and cheese?'.