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"I wish celebrities would keep out of politics."
"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"
"Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?"
Anything she wants, just do it! She's got a channel with 24,000 followers."
'The bad news is there is no cure in sight because no celebrities have your disease.'
'The brand is dying on its feet, we have to do something radical.'
"We're video stars with millions of hits. So where are the cat food endorsements?"
'That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprise.'
"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."
"Rapunzel, I have an endorsement deal from a hair shampoo company."
Political Campaign Contributions of the Rich and Famous.
"No kidding? After appearing in a cat food commercial, you signed a sneaker deal?"
'If President Obama is reelected, the nation could face 1000 years of darkness.'
Most Unpopular Cereals.
New celebrity perfume - 'It smells of money.'
"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."
This is not just a M&S bed sheet. This is a Tracey Emin bed sheet.
'Of course they're magic beans - they were endorsed by a celebrity!'
'There's only one way to save the company. Does anyone know any major celebrities who would be willing to say nice things about us?'
"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."
"Higher deficits? Fair enough. Out of control spending? Maybe. But who gets invited to George Clooney's house for dinner? This guy!"
Dear Kevin Bacon, That's not how it works. Sincerely, UK viewers.
'These celebrity cookbooks are getting ridiculous.'
Death Signs 9 Figure Endorsement Deal!
Celebrity Diner Endorsements