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"You don't think it's too Johnnie Cochran?"
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"All I know is I bought one of Martha Stewart's candles once and it was lovely."
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"I'm sorry, Chad, … if it's a subpoena I don't think I can negotiate an appearance fee."
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"This is my friend Robert Shapiro, except he's not the real Robert Shapiro."
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"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"
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'We, the Jury, find Michael Jackson kooky, eccentric and flamboyant.'
"From now on, let's just call it orange juice."
"Before I read our verdict, I'd like to announce that as soon as court adjourns, some of us will be appearing on television to discuss the case, and we hope you'll all tune in."
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"Your honor, in lieu of jail time, my client is willing to appear on 'I'm a celebrity - get me out of here!'"
Attorneys - Practice Limited To Big Juicy Cases.
'So you see, a jury acquitted me.'
'Your honor, my client claims he's too poor to hire an attorney, pre-trial publicity counsel, and book agent.'
'You have TWO strikes against you. You are guilty and you're not a celebrity.'
'Nigella, you admit you have used cocaine??...'
'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'
Lawyer to client: 'My last celebrity case involved Sonny and Cher. I did the work pro Bono.'
'Okay, hold that cogent legal point until we're back from commercial.'
Michael Jackson Trial Witnesses.
"Oh, it's not a circus, it's Michael Jackson's trial motorcade!"