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'He's texting again.'
'Your honor, would you please instruct the witness to stop texting on his cell phone during my cross-examination!'
'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'
'OMG! Ther wos a tym wen ppl talked 2 1 another?'
'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'
"I told you never to call me at this number."
Tags:call, calls, calling, work number, work numbers, office number, office numbers, call, calls, calling, check in, checks in, checking in, president, presidents, presidential, secret service, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, stressful job, stressful jobs, job, jobs, stress, stresses, anxious, anxiety, anxieties
"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."
Tags:snake, snakes, giant snake, giant snakes, boa constrictor, boa constrictors, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, mobile, mobiles, cell phone, cell phones, cell, cells, phone settings, phone setting, internet settings, internet setting, browset settings, browser setting, privacy setting, privacy settings, technology, new technology, bad with technology, tech support, it support
"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, radiologist, radiologists, radiology, ultrasound, ultrasounds, technician, technicians, ultrasonography, obstetric ultrasound, obstetric sonography, sonographer, sonographers, sonogram, sonograms, baby, babies, pregnancy, pregnancies, fetus, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, image, images, modern life, modern technology, endorsement, endorsements, endorse, skill, skills, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones
"I love the convenience, but the roaming charges are killing me."
Tags:roam, roams, roaming, buffalo, buffaloes, bison, roaming fee, roaming fees, roaming charge, roaming charges, phone bill, phone bills, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, bill, bills, additional fee, additional fees, add-on fee, add-on fees, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, portable, portability
"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
Tags:duels, guns, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, gun duel, gun duels, dueling, duelling, villain, villains, enemy, enemies, honor, honorable, fair, fairness, honour, honourable, victory, victories, scoundrel, scoundrel, insult, insults, insulting, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, guns at dawn, mankoff
'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'
A carrot on a stick
"I've got full bars – how about you."
Tags:prison, prisoners, prisoner, prisoners, prison cell, prison cells, prison bars, cell mates, cell mate, cell, cells, con, cons, convict, convicts, imprisoned, behind bars, incarcerated, cell phone signal, mobile phone signal, phone signal, signal, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phone, mobile phones
Tags:religion, religious, god, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, app, apps, application, applications, technology, praying, prayer, prayers, plague, plagues, weather, apocalypse, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, prophet, prophets, love, romance, soulmate, soulmates, holy book, bible, bibles, biblical, devil, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, game, games, social media, social networking, social network, social networks
"When I make eye contact for the first time, I want it to be with the right person."
"I was trying to send a text message, but I think I bombed a terrorist camp with a remote control drone."
Tags:phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, text, texts, texting, bomb, bombed, bombing, accident, accidents, technophobe, technophobes, drone, drones, text message, text messages, confused, confusing, try, tried, trying, shock, shocked, shocking, remote control drone, remote control drones, old, old age, retiree, new technology, device, devices
"I think it's his beeper."
Tags:beeper, beepers, pager, pagers, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, ring, rings, ringing, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, wireless, signal, signals, faux pas, beeping, noise, noises, sound, sounds, funeral, funerals, funeral home, funeral homes, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, wake, wakes, dead, dead body, dead bodies
Deer crossing the road holding a mobile phone.
Tags:deer, deers, crossing, crossing, warning, warnings, sign, signs, warning sign, warning signs, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, traffic, delay, delays, drive, drives, driving, engrossed, not paying attention, attention, paying attention, focus, focused, accident, accidents, walk out, walking out, road awareness
'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'
"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, addiction, addictions, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, teenager, overshare, overshares, oversharing, thought, thoughts, deep, personal, personal detail, personal details, social media, post, posts, posting, social network, social networks, put off, putting off, extreme, extreme approach, extreme approaches
Hamlet meets autocorrect
"Hold on, I'm coming to a tunnel."
Tags:driving, driver, drivers, public transport, train, trains, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, phone call, phone calls, fish, fishes, fish tank, fish tanks, fish bowl, fish bowls, tunnel, tunnels, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, pet fish, fish owner, fish owners
"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"
Tags:windmill, windmills, wind turbine, wind turbines, turbine, turbines, wind power, charge, charges, charging, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, inconvenient, inconvenience, expectant, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, phone charger, phone chargers, wife, wives, husband, husbands
"Think of it as a video game where you score points for responsible driving."
Tags:drive, driving, driver, drivers, road rage, road-rage, rage, parking, car, cars, urban life, city life, modern life, modern world, passenger, passengers, road, roads, road trip, highway, highways, highway code, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, texting and driving, driving and texting, manner, manners, danger, dangerous, road, road safety, safety, responsible, responsibility, responsibly, video game, video games, vidya, points, modern world, modern life, modern, driving education, driver's ed, drivers ed, driving school, school
"If you should need anything else, you can call me on my cell."