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"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
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Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.
"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."
Tags:sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, crime, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury
"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."
"Aren't they killing you?"
Tags:fashion, styles, clothes, clothing, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, womenswear, footwear, shoe, shoes, high heels, heels, cement, cement shoes, uncomfortable, suffering, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, killing, hurting, painful, pain, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mafia, mafioso, moll, molls, crime, punishment, punishments, woman, women
Cement mixer with mixer settings
Tags:cement mixer, cement mixers, concrete mixer, concrete mixers, cement, concrete, cement truck, cement trucks, concrete truck, concrete trucks, mixer, mixers, construction, mixing, lever, levers, mix, whip, cream, blend, heavy machinery, heavy machine, heavy machines, truck, trucks, vehicle, vehicle, construction vehicle, construction vehicles, electrical mixer, electrical mixers, kitchen mixer, kitchen mixers, hand mixer, hand mixers, cooking, wordplay, word play
Tags:brain, brains, concrete, reinforced concrete, closed minded, closed mindedness, talking to a brick wall, male pale stale, white privilege, male privilege, entitled, entitlement, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, snob, snobs, rc, cement, reinforced cement concrete
For years pilots grumbled about the runway, so airport management was surprised by the grumbling when they finally fixed the problems.
'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'
'Now you know where you left your tools.'
'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'
'He thinks we're watering down the cement.'
'I found the termites!'
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
Cat rubs against tower of Pisa, causing it to lean.
“If I had known I could hold my breath so long I could have made money as a side show attraction instead of borrowing from the mob.”
Tags:cement shoes, cement, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, russian mafia, italian mafia, drown, drowning, talent, talents, talented, optimism, optimist, skills, learning, learn, skilled, skill, water, underwater, borrow, borrowing, debt, debts, money, poverty, poor, sideshow, hidden talent, hidden talents, know your skills, know yourself, sideshows, sideshow attraction, employ, employee, employment, unemployment, hidden skill, hidden skills
'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'
"But first we're going to watch your phone die."
Tags:gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, crime, criminal, criminals, death, execution, murder, murderer, murderers, kill, killer, killers, dock, docks, waterfront, pier, piers, harbour, harbor, harbours, harbors, water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, lake, lakes, sleeping with the fish, cement, cement shoes, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, torture, torturing, suffer, suffering, cruel, waterlogged, dead phone, phone obsession, phone obsessed, modern life, millennial, millennials
Theory #243 on how fossils were made.
'I found the termites!'
"Wait! Anybody that amazing with balloons deserves to live."
Tags:balloon, balloons, mob, mob hit, mob hits, cement, cement shoes, sleep with the fishes, sleeping with the fish, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murdering, reprieve, reprieves, execution, executions, stay of execution, stays of execution, helium, skill, skills, super power, super powers, fly, flies, flying, flight, human flight, hot air, prove yourself, proving yourself, prove your worth, proving your worth
'Nice tree Clive.'
Self Serve Road Repair.