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'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'
'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'
"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."
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'Ethnic origin? Put me down as mixed race.'
'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'
"Joseph, maybe we should have made reservations!"
I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?
'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'
"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
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Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem to be registered.
First and last day as census taker...
'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'
'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'
Annual cat survey.
'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'
"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."
"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."
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"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."
Just put an X by 'nerd'!
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'It's a letter from the Census Bureau, informing us of our move into an older demographic.'
"Good morning, Emma, Sophia, Charlotte, Other."
A survey taker distills the voices of the many into his ear.
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