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'Four million, eight hundred seventeen thousand sixty three... two? Wait... four... wait, oh boy, I probably should have been writing this down.'
'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'
'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'
'Hello, Census Bureau? Another one of your census-takers fell asleep on our doorstep!'
Joseph and Mary went to Bethlehem to be registered.
'There is indeed a strong correlation between the arrival of white men and the decrease in buffalo population...'
'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'
'It's a letter from the Census Bureau, informing us of our move into an older demographic.'
A survey taker distills the voices of the many into his ear.
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The Government's New Conspiracy Census.
"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"
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"Hurry up love, or I'll have to put you down as one and a half!"
"Sorry darling, you can't go for a kill tonight. It's census night, it would mess up the data!"
"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."
'I knew I never should've sent in that darned census form!'
"This is worrying Dad: The migrating wildebeest count is really low this year..."
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"Well yes, I've already finished collecting the census forms: Unfortunately, there are not many to collect anymore..."
'They claim to be taking a census, but I'm sure they're from the Ministry of the Ulterior!'
Could you give me a ballpark number?
'I'm glad to see that you've finally come to your census.'
'It seems only two ticks since the last cock-up!'
Recycling bin for census questionnaires.
Census: 'Do you know who I am?'
'...Of course I will, Norman, as if I'd leave you off.'