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"It's between me, a horse with a guy's butt, and Nicolas Cage."
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A Centaur Taking A Shower
"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."
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'Ethnic origin? Put me down as mixed race.'
"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."
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"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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"Can you keep a secret?"
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"No, that's great, Hon. But I asked you to take my mother to the 'Senior Center!'"
"You're gonna have to walk now. This is starting to feel really gay."
Where seahorses come from.
"Typical - whenever there's an election politicians move closer to the centaur."
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"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."
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Band Audition Tonight
"That's me as a boy."
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Centaur had spots painted on him so he can play a cow.
Centaur walks by a 'Ped X-Breeding' sign on the sidewalk.
"The left rear has nice eyes."
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'Well this is awkward.'
"Being a centaur has its perks but having to shovel out your own stall is not one of them,"
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No shoes, No shirt, No Service.