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'I taped his homework to the back of the cereal box.'
Freebie Army Man Breaks Out of a Cereal Box
"Sorry, I don't date older men."
Air Puffs Cereal
"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"
Old China Fortune Cookies: 'Proudly made in USA.'
Mice Krispies - Now With More Mice!
'New rules...the toy has to be big enough that a child can't choke on it, so...'
People smoke in a 'Smoking Area' outside an office door along with a child eating sugary cereal out of a box.
'When I was six I won a prize for saving 50,000 cereal box tops...they sent me a big box to put the box tops in.'
Snap, Crackle, Bang!
'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'
'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'
'Never mind the economy size. Get the small, expensive box we can afford.'
"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."
"There goes Baldo...off to work. He sure is growing up."
Let Go Once in a While
Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!
"I'm making it official. I'm giving Mary Jane my prize tonight."